Kevin Wald: Tolkien's _Lord of the Rings_ Seven Rings wrought for the deep-delving dwarrows, Nine Rings for humans, awaiting their barrows, Three for the elves (or, at least, for their kings); These are a few of my favorite Rings. One Ring to rule them, and one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them, and in the dark bind them; That, and the other nineteen of the things, All are a few of my favorite Rings. So when Sauron Takes the Tow'r on, And the Nazgul shriek, I just toss a ring in the Fire of Doom, And then things don't seem so bleak.