Kevin Wald: Leader of the Pak'(ma'ra') Last night, I met a fabulous . . . thing, In the Ambassadorial Wing. "This guy is really cool -- oooh, This guy looks *just* like Cthulhu . . ." And that's how I fell for the Leader of the Pak'. We had a picnic down by the rocks; He'd brought his food along in a box. We sat there on the bench; I didn't mind the stench, 'Cause I was with the Leader of the Pak'. He asked if I liked Earthling. Unsure, I said I'd never earthled before. Our eyes met. We embraced, Then kissed -- I had good taste, According to the Leader of the Pak'. I woke next morning, only to find He'd split, and left his dinner behind. That's right, my man had gone, And left me to carri-on. I'll never forget you, Leader of the Pak'.